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Assignment Demotivational Poster


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!


TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.45/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


BLASPHEMY - GOOD FOR ONE TICKET TO HELL -


TAGS: assignment
Rating: 4.11/5

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VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


MOTIFAKERS PARADISE -


TAGS: addictions assignment
Rating: 4.69/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 4, 2011, 6:31 am
Yes, that's too bad, I loved that show. Charlie may be popular among lots of men out that, BUT I'm sure he's quite popular also to the scientists at the Disease Control Centre!
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 9:41 pm
....he went too far. Two and a half just got cancelled....
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 12:29 pm

love this. in his shoes...who wouldn't?


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


A DAY IN MAY -


TAGS: calendar assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2011, 6:20 pm
lol5!


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


WHITE BREAD -


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx


POOR LETTER Q - Even though U and I always hang out without him, he's the one that gets stuck with the tab.


TAGS: letter q assignment
Rating: 4.24/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:06 am
Most of his life I a**ume.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 10:02 am
A.D.D. ?!?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:01 am
how long did Veggie have to Wait in Que for ***?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am
Yeah Veg...get it straight.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am
Unfortunate that Q is always so close to "s e x" but can never quite get it...
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:51 am
"WE" are always there with "Q".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:26 am
I find this to be derivative and juvenile.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 8, 2010, 3:42 pm
Aweseome! Five typed lions for you (Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion)
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:22 am
Brilliant!! 5L


BOXING DAY -


TAGS: boxing day assignment
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - December 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
This is beautiful. And also why I have no kids ... only lots of cats (and the shopping cart I push them around the neighbourhood in while wearing a bathrobe).


WHEN PIGS FLY -




QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - However, in 1992 you were allowed to throw up in your mouth a little.


TAGS: 1990 assignment crying game
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
LOL! 5
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
I hated that movie!! mooo+ snuggled up to much, and knew every line
karlingall - April 5, 2010, 5:15 pm
5l for the haircut in the background
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:38 pm
5l's for his look of defeat.
sickartist - April 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
I'll give you 5L even if I still taste bile.


DESTINY -


TAGS: fish assignment
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:00 am
THIS is GOLD! 5L!
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:29 pm
5Ls. Nice work PDM117. Everyone is hitting home runs tonight.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




TOW-IN EXTREME SURFING - The use of a helicopter for "TOW-IN" surfing started to appear in the mid 2000s.


TAGS: surf s up assignment
Rating: 1.2/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 29, 2010, 8:53 pm
not a chinook... just sayin'
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:54 pm
Gonna need a Chinook for this one.


COMPLACENCY - Never underestimate the power of putting off till tomorrow something you could have done today.




GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.


TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm
Ditto
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!


SOMETIMES... - there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in. - American Beauty (1999)




ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


MIXED METAPHORS - Never beat a dead horse in the mouth.




GERMANS - Such big babies about that whole war thing.




YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




BAD JOKE -




WHAT?! - I said THIS IS CORNY! You forgot to rinse out my can, you douche!




MERRY MOTIFAKIN' CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: elves assignment
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:24 am
Excellent Veggie!!!
spacedog - December 17, 2009, 11:10 pm
Love it PDM117! It's hard to pitter-patter in those lousy shoes walking on just your hind legs.
Cubbybear - December 17, 2009, 10:51 pm
Classic I love it
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 9:07 pm
The things we do for love!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 8:53 pm
LMAO, Aggy! The sacrifices we make...
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:36 pm
(body gone)
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:34 pm
They can't charge me when they never found a body. Wait........ FREE GUINNESS FOR EVERYONE!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 8:28 pm
That's exactly what Cubby, Aggy, Random, MWLF, & Spacedog wants everyone to think: That they're "cute" and "safe" and "acquitted."
Derek - December 17, 2009, 3:50 pm
Awwww cute :-)


GRAND THEFT DREIDEL -


TAGS: hanukkah assignment numba 1 in the hood g
Rating: 3.89/5

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rerun - December 13, 2009, 10:25 am

as the resident jewish Mitifaker I give this 5 spinning driedels. Shalom
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:21 am
And if I catch any others doing it, they're getting hit, too. No reason for regulars to be 1Ling others across the board.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:21 am
Not sure there's much that can be done. If I catch him in the middle of a 1L campaign again, he's getting banned. Not going to let him do this.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:19 am
Not just one vote, though. I'm talking about all of them. Could be worse, though. This could be YouTube where there's no governing body at all.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:18 am
I doubt it... one vote doesn't sink a poster.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:17 am
Well then maybe I was mistaken before about the other thing... it almost makes it not worth spending time working on a poster.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:15 am
He's hitting everyone with 1L's - just a punk.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:13 am
Please tell me Aggy. I really, REALLY want to know.


HAPPY HOLLANDAISE! - From: Jimbo (not pictured), Jimbo Jr. (not pictured), Shelly (not pictured), Tina (not pictured), Uncle Ricky (not pictured) and Bertha.


TAGS: favorite food assignment with centerfolds get it center folds goodnight folks
Rating: 3.83/5

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Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy eggs benedict! I think I'm in lust.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 8:03 pm
Niiiiiice.


POWER GIRL AUDITIONS - You're doing it wr...ight? S-s-s-sorry, LaKeisha. We'll call you....'ll call us. Got it.


TAGS: power girl assignment what the fukk is a comicon she asked
Rating: 3.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:58 pm
That's ph**oshopped. Women bodybuilders are generally nasty looking (IMO) but they cannot get *that* big, even with steroids.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm

@K - what the hell are you searching for? This is the 2nd rather disturbing image of a woman you have pulled from the depths of Motifake.
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm
Stop finding these, Krissie!!!! Aaaaaargh!
Krissie - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm
I...uhmmm...Well,thats....disgusting? 5L's from me for a potential vomit factor.
MrBlack - March 27, 2010, 1:14 pm
And of course, those are implants. Not enough body fat for them te be otherwise. And many female body builders get implants when their ***bs get lost in their pecs.
spacedog - January 1, 2010, 8:08 pm
Yikes! That swimsuit has gone where no man has gone before.


HORROR MOVIES, WHY THEY DON'T CALL FOR HELP -


TAGS: horror movies assignment
Rating: 3.43/5

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IllicoPresto - April 30, 2010, 6:17 pm
People should always clam down in an emergency!


OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?


TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
WHERS YOUR DOG NAOW!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


JUGGALOS - The Timmys of the real world.


TAGS: jaggalo timmy assignment
Rating: 2.08/5

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Cloudchaser - July 6, 2010, 1:28 pm
I thought they were called "clowny freaks". Yeah I watch Squidbillies


KISSES -


TAGS: april assignment challenge kiss
Rating: 4.78/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:47 am
he's just jealous of all the b***s you were around today. 5L
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
excited for peanut b***er?
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:53 pm
5 doggie treats. Well done CK.


BUT I COULD BE WRONG -




THE ETERNAL QUESTION -




ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.


TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am
Awesome!


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: smell assignment nothing says lovin like a good dutch oven
Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:44 pm
goole dutch oven, it's a cooking device. the gasous part just mimics the apperatus.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 4:38 pm
culos, dutch? who knew? but the patriotic dutchman in me feels insulted that something like that is a**ociated with the dutch
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:34 pm
@culos, thanks for the descriptive a**istance :) couldn't have described it better.
culos - December 13, 2009, 3:50 pm
From one Dutchman to another: Dutch oven is a fart chamber created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
what for the love of god is a dutch oven? i'm dutch and never heard the term


TUNA FISH CASSEROLE -


TAGS: favorite food assignment id rather eat a dead possum
Rating: 3.4/5

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Reason - December 21, 2009, 3:55 pm
1 reason im glad i dont live in Canada. we get down to -15 or so with windchill and those days are few. One thing though my weather changes constantly, a few weeks ago it was 60 F now its like 15 F.
CANADA - December 21, 2009, 12:21 am
we hit -40 with the windchill here week before last
Reason - December 21, 2009, 12:12 am
i get it now. sometimes innuendo is lost on me after i shovel 2 feet of snow. Its just so cold all you can think is: "f***, IT'S COLD"
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:10 pm
A good advert. Tuna - unsustainably being fished out everywhere.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:13 pm
I'm glad you got the joke ;)
Reason - December 20, 2009, 11:16 am
that is a vomitous and disgusting mass of bleh. Poor cooking skills are likely to be the cause of this because i've had tuna casserole and it didn't look like that


NOTHING SAFE - No matter how awful something was, somebody somewhere will eventually make a sick joke out of it.


TAGS: holocaust legos assignment
Rating: 4.77/5

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Krissie - July 27, 2010, 11:21 pm
WOW. 5 sad lions


EXTREMES - Among redheaded step-children, most males aren't loved enough, but most females are probably loved too much




WRATH - Inevitable when you go about denying yourself the other 6.


TAGS: the 7 human impulses september assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
RL enjoys a good flogging huh? I am sure Cubby can find you a latex clad Domme for you hehe...
Reality Lord - September 22, 2010, 7:49 am

i had a nun when i was in elementary school. not sure but i think its where my spanking fetish began. 5L crank!!


GOOD BAD -




AIRMAN -


TAGS: assignment calender may airman hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am
XD hahaha, nice one Hammy XD 5L
Hawamleh - May 26, 2011, 2:50 am
hah
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 12:02 am
Dear god! I opened it! Too many 5L's!!!
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:22 pm
fn awe5ome!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
5lolz Hammy ;)
Hawamleh - May 25, 2011, 7:32 pm
I did it for the love really :D
Airman - May 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
thx hammy. I was wondering why there were all of these Airman posters today.. then looked at the May a**ignment calender.. duh!


GRAND SLAM -


TAGS: failure daily assignment jump
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:09 am

awesome
agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:17 am
stumbles a little, but great pic and connected caption. 5L


Genetic Counseling -


TAGS: deaf but beautiful ears credits saulinis deviantart calendar assignment motifayk
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2014, 7:56 pm
That's awesome! 5 elephants!


MOTI-LEGENDS -


TAGS: airman daily assignment guy walks into a bar with your mom
Rating: 4.55/5

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5150monkeylove - January 29, 2011, 9:59 pm
I am sure with your wealth of poster making experience he will take it to heart
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:39 pm
Epic build up. Failed ending. [sighs]
Airman - October 6, 2010, 11:56 am
LOL
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:54 am
LOL!


ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: alcoholism assignment cheaper than divorce
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
5L
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
This may be the 12th Guinness speaking... but, they look like twins!


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment google therell be no oogle as long as you have google
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 8:15 am
I need to see Google now?!?!?!
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:51 pm
Ar-wooooo!
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:05 pm
5Ls.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:34 pm
Need?


CLOWNS -




BREAKING UP - YEAH WE'LL BREAK IT UP FOR YOU.


TAGS: arp breaking up assignment
Rating: 4.43/5

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lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 4:26 am
You ripped it, bastard! 5L
phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 4:00 am
yup...dammit. But thanks ReProMan.
phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 3:59 am
****...did I read the calender wrong???
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 3:45 am
It's an entire week early, but nicely done sir. 5L


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


HOLIDAY FAMILY GATHERINGS -


TAGS: holiday smells assignment crop dusting
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
LMAO! I don't know if that's and insult or not... but I love it!


LUCK - If it wasn't for BAD LUCK I wouldn't have any luck at all.


TAGS: luck assignment yeah right i got luck in freaking spades dammit
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 12:48 am
Or perhaps you underestimate the amsome power of my terrible luck.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:46 pm

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle
Fozzwad - April 3, 2010, 10:42 pm
The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?


SUSPICION - One of you smiling bitches poisoned this and I'm not happy about it...




CINDERELLA -


TAGS: suicide assignment cinderella donna summer and texas are saving that last dance for you
Rating: 3.85/5

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BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:03 pm
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* Oh yea! It's just deserts...after your last meal!


ECONOMIC DEPRESSION -


TAGS: christmas tree december assignment
Rating: 3.71/5

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GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
There you go with that thinkin' thing again ;)
Sean - December 2, 2009, 5:09 pm
I'd say that at the GS household, the little lady ain't the only carpenter's dream.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 1:14 pm

Actually, I think decorating the ladder is a great idea.....I will, call it my Chanukkah Bush-Ladder thingy
Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:55 pm
Hmm, I never did find the original pic, good one, GreyScorpion. However, if the economy ever gets out of the toilet, mine will be the more apropos motifake...
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:38 pm
same pic. different caption. no biggie. 5Lions


AL BUNDY - really hates fairy godmothers


TAGS: midnight assignment cinderella slipper
Rating: 3.5/5

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Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 7:28 pm
Still. I know... Mr. M? Are you out there? Somewhere?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:27 pm
f*** me just because I'm a moderator? Yeah, I heard that about you... makin' the rounds, eh?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:25 pm
You appear to be one yourself!
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 7:24 pm
HaHaHa! f*** you agdaniele. Just because you're a moderator...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
So, you're saying the rest of us are not as smart as lester? Sure, he's in the top 8%, but that's no reason to think we didn't know what you were...... oooooh, it's Brett Favre!
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 7:17 pm
I was wondering if someone would catch this, Lester.
lesterinside - February 20, 2010, 7:12 pm
LOL.


EFFICIENCY - In these days of stress and have-to's, there is no time for both dinner AND dessert.


TAGS: pizza assignment sweet
Rating: 3.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 2:14 pm
I'm a big fan of dessert pizza, But that looks like Undigested strawberries and banana in dog ****, served on a tortilla.....but 5L.


LISA'S 18TH BIRTHDAY -




AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.




"FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh?


TAGS: canada humor august assignment
Rating: 2.96/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:07 am
can someone PM me so I can be sure of this one
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:57 pm
5


THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.




PHARMACEUTICALS -




WTF? - Is zat cop holding a SILVER PHAZER GUN? Well Rock-n-Roll! Put that puppy on full-auto lets see what it can do!


TAGS: rock and roll assignment riot police swat protestor
Rating: 2.93/5

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wayne1290 - March 25, 2010, 1:24 pm
Kind of looks like a Med/Jet injector, perhaps sedatives?
rogueagent - January 27, 2010, 6:52 am
I that the constricting foam sprayer?


ROYALE-TEA - You know what they call the drink that comes with a Quarter Pounder meal in France?


TAGS: pulp fiction royalty assignment i know this is stupid you don t have to tell me
Rating: 2.87/5

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rerun - January 26, 2011, 5:48 pm

FSU = f***ing Shut Up.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 4:46 pm
FSUninja777- welcome. Before you trash, make someone laugh. you haven't been funny. Your comments are common and over used. Please try again.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 4:28 pm
pls don't trash on peoples posters, especially if the creator has seniority over you, and is/was a respected member of this comunity.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:13 pm
I'm new on the site and all, but we need to end crappy puns right now... preferably with the death penalty to prevent repeat offenses...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 8:12 am
*cough, cough* OK then...


JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...




EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL


TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a d*** thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


I'LL PASS - said the other kid wearing a yellow shirt


TAGS: students assignment
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 10:28 pm
Pricele55 look on the other kid'5 face.


SERENITY -


TAGS: nature s beauty assignment
Rating: 4.67/5

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Derek - April 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
"If you had been..." or "Had you been..." (then I wouldn't be a Grammar NAZI) Otherwise 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 11:53 am
Most excellent cakeboy! 5 please accept my apologies


MY ONLY REGRET - I didn't get divorced earlier. I didn't get a better lawyer. I didn't meet the woman pictured above... Ok my top 10 regrets are....




CONFUSION - Muhammad's followers depicted him for hundreds of years, why should I worry about being decapitated for this?


TAGS: muhammad islam assignment freedom of speech
Rating: 4.42/5

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:46 pm
lol "Is this a sign from Allah or do you need a bucket?"


SADOMASOCHISM - When you start the vicious cycle of arguing with Timmys, you are only punishing yourself.


TAGS: visious cycle assignment
Rating: 4.4/5

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Chef - May 6, 2010, 7:00 pm
Awesome... Some of the best fodder out there are our protest idiots! Keep em coming!
forseti - May 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
LOL!


S.E.A.N. -


TAGS: roast assignment sean acronym
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - June 3, 2010, 5:27 pm
Nice. And I admit it, I need to work on my parallel parking.


PRESSURE - You have to kill a whole brigade of alien ships with just one patriot missile system. Lucky for you the alien attack plan was something they came up with from probing Timmy.


TAGS: alien invasion assignment
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:35 pm
LOL!


LET'S RECAP - Not ONE of you thought, "Hey, maybe I'll bring a gun just in case."?


TAGS: sword assignment kill bill
Rating: 4.24/5

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aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:16 am
i agree w/ firefly
agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 10:55 pm
Bingo!
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
Gotta love action movie rules.
Firefly - January 8, 2010, 10:08 pm
5 Lions! Finally a truly awesome caption!


THE FUTURE - All Hail our Robot Overlords!


TAGS: then and now assignment
Rating: 4.13/5

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Hremsfeld - March 6, 2010, 6:20 pm
I, for one, welcome them.


HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY VICTORS -




COUGARS -


TAGS: cou***s assignment don t piss off the furries
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:15 pm
5LOL!


THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They may be young, but they know where you live. Erecrottod.


TAGS: ladies of motifake assignment
Rating: 3.92/5

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Claire - January 10, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aesop: Long story short, I told him I would kick his a**.
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 3:50 pm
@Aesop, go back a couple of pages and check out some of the comments he left earlier. You'll understand.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 3:47 pm
5/5, but who is erecrottod?
Claire - January 10, 2010, 3:24 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! 5 lions, my friend.
thatonechick - January 10, 2010, 1:56 pm
It's really a shame I'm on partial duty right now. I would have loved to be the one taking action on him...
Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 1:55 pm
Thanks. My pleasure.
thatonechick - January 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
I thought hard about approving this one... I decided thank you for defending my honor. :P


BILL GATES - He's rich.


TAGS: onomatopoeia assignment
Rating: 3.9/5

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R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:36 am
I love how she's got an Apple laptop! LOL 5 Golden Apples for you!


LUCK - THIS IS HOW you make your own.


TAGS: maybe i ll get the april assignment right
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 4:00 pm
it's not you Airman, I think Phy had his "goggles" on when he made this :)
Airman - April 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Hey Phy.. not sure if it's my monitor, or my eyes, but I really have trouble reading the text under LUCK. Might want to switch colors.. or again, it might just be me
phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:36 pm
I have a spiffy new van I saw in the forum...let me run out and find it...
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:30 am
Unforgivable. To the van with ye!
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:29 am
Opps, I sneezed.
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Yes. 5
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Yes. 5
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:37 am
d*** skippy! 5


DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.


TAGS: disneyland assignment for november
Rating: 3.75/5

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Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 3:07 am
Thanks, Immortal One.
The Immortal - November 18, 2009, 11:59 am
Oh, and brilliant.
The Immortal - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Funny.


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